A poem in Ottava rima was our brief,
But in brief; it won’t happen, all right?
I planned a mock heroic epic, of a thief,
Instead, he stole my sleep last night.
Writing verse of a particular sort,
Requires time and wit, which both I lack.
My midnight thoughts have come to nought,
I’ve let the team down; I’m just a hack.
A mock heroic epic tale of crime
Does sound the sort of thing that could be fun,
But, in the end, it’s just a silly rhyme;
If, in the end (and during) you had none,
For G-d’s sake then it’s just a waste of time.
Were it our undoing, best it’s not done.
If it’s not fun, well then it’s unpaid work
And what fool would do that? I’d rather shirk.
And here was I, this poetry novice
Thinking Ottava Rima a Microsoft font.
But to write the epic tale of a goddess
My neophyte skills have left me want.
But writing is something that gives me solace
So I’ll make my mouse my magic wand
And send my lines to those that know
And have the best chance of giving it a go.
Ottava, Shmettava, this whole rhyming talk,
Has reached its pinnacle, we’re all halfway done
Yet this work’s no more than erudite crock
With nary some flesh or worthy good pun.
I better step in to praise, not to mock,
A true, odic legend that Twitter has spun
‘Bout lasses and lads who team up for verse
Infinitely better than this, not worse.
Ottava Rima? Hakuna Matata!
No worries with eleven syllables here.
You say pentameter I say “Tomata”!
They’re absurd, are those rules to which we adhere!
Words can flow like those boats at a regatta
But it doesn’t mean I’m making sense, my dear.
We’ll try something new for this month as a brief
I stare at my effort muttering “oh grief”.
Ottava Rima’s a heroic feat
and soon performed in ink we’ll see its end,
in courageous scribbling there’s no defeat.
Heroic mock of self is better penned,
in rhyme and stumbling meter, you can’t cheat.
And soon I raise my glass to poet friends,
Across the internet – we made it through.
We’ve showed how Vogon poems can be brewed.
After a month’s of respite we are back with a heroic effort at Ottava Rima…
This is a collaborative effort of @sleepingdingo @stair71 @vivchook @permabloom @troublegummer and @brudberg
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October 25, 2014
Reblogged this on Björn Rudbergs writings and commented:
A new collaborative poem. This time a bit of Vogon poetry (beware) to be linked to dVerse Open Link
ha – i like the idea of the mouse being the magic wand… and Ottava Rima a Microsoft font…. i could’ve thought that as well… even after some years of poetry…smiles… cool colab björn
I think it could be something for a future MTB…
Clever rhming verses even if some thought they can’t do it, you all somehow succeeded (tongue in cheek) ~ I smiled most specially at 3rd stanza (mircosoft font) and 5th one – Hakuna matata/ tomata ~ Well played to you all ~
Bjorn, Truly a wonderful saga-like piece of work. Congrats on such great ideas and writing. >KB
Collaborative poetry can be fun, but one has to check their ego at the door. Brother Abhra Pal has contacted me, & is interested in a shared collaborative poem. I am going to give it a try. Once you hit the thousand mark in poems of just your own words & thoughts, it might be liberating to sing a poetic duet. If it turns out, we will share it on OLN; perhaps.
oh, Glenn.. yes, do it! And yes, ego out, Trust comes in. And don’t worry about ‘if it turns out well..’ – share it anyway, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Trust your audience, not your own doubts. xVivchook
Oh my word – this was wonderful to read! – An epic endeavor – well done!
I smiled all the way through this, and it is hugely entertaining, with many very clever bits. Especially loved the pentameter/tomata, the 4th and 5th verses , and the “oh grief”. Big grin. Very clever collaboration.
Vogen poetry! Ha! Great piece (third stanza is just wonderful) ~ and a very smart piece of writing. You have my admiration. 🙂
Very funny, and very clever (“You say pentameter, I say tomata”/Hakuna Matata, etc.). Well done!
Oh but this is such fun. I love the serendipity nature of it, darting here and there. Bravo.
This is so cool. It must have been fun to write. It was sure fun to read. You all did a marvelous job!
Great piece, I am so jealous of your wit/humour and ability to rhyme. Loved it.
An interesting collaboration and form. I like the idea of the mouse being a magic wand..and it is never good when sleep is stolen. I think you all did a wonderful job pulling this together.
Amazing what minds that create to together can make in synergy of greater thoughts.. than minds alone…
And it all seems collaborative to me.. as one piece lead to another.. and makes the puzzle ever grow..
and more and more fun… to put together.. to enjoy the tapestry that does come…
later…;)
This was such fun–great fun and great writing!
A collaborative bizarre jam!
Good for all of you!
janet
The merest suggestion of the most remote possibility of reading some Vogon poetry has made my day.
Written in true Vogon style, serious with a touch of whimsy.
Hakuna matata, friend, Hakuta matata!
Ottava Rima? Hakuna Matata!
No worries with eleven syllables here.
You say pentameter I say “Tomata”!
Fantastic collaboration Bjorn! Lion king and all. You led us all on a great journey of experience. Might like to try O’Rima one day. Wonderful take!
Hank
Applause, applause all those mind benders in one write!
this was a big smile all the way through… love the play and the light-hearted exasperation. hakuna matata to you all!
ha. fun write…and def a bit of tongue in cheek….i wish i could just set my font to the form
and let it write it…lol….
Showed indeed at your feed with a fun here and there, going just about anywhere.
Heroic effort is an understatement, Bjorn. This is brilliantly executed and the fact that it is a collaborative effort makes it even more so. Fun read. Congrats to all involved.
Oh my gosh, Bjorn! This is epic!! And such fun to read too. Rather liking these lines:
“Ottava Rima? Hakuna Matata!
No worries with eleven syllables here.
You say pentameter I say “Tomata”!
They’re absurd, are those rules to which we adhere!”
Bravo, Bjorn! Bravo indeed!!
I’d say you *tried*…. 🙂 ~
This piece is highly entertaining. 🙂